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In an interview with ePolitix.com, Francis Maude has compared the Conservative Party’s ‘Built to last’ document to the Ten Commandments and the Lord’s Prayer, saying brevity did not equal a lack of substance.

I thought we should have a go at rewriting David Cameron’s major announcements in the form of  the Ten Commandments.  Here are a few ideas…

  1. Love thy neighbour and thy neighbour’s hoodied child;
  2. Thou shalt share the proceeds of growth;
  3. Thou shalt leave the EPP, but not yet;
  4. Thou shalt not overfill thine kettle;
  5. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s chocolate orange;
  6. Thou shalt keep it real…

Which ones would you add?

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