Zoo makes Loaded look upmarket and I am not a regular reader but I did part with £1.30 this morning after I heard that Margaret Thatcher had bested Carol Vorderman in a readers’ vote.  The most shocking finding was that some readers of Zoo must watch Newsnight as they made Kirsty Wark runner up in the best PM stakes.

Zoo_1For those interested… Jade Goody was the readers’ favourite to ‘stop from ever speaking again’; Jennifer Anniston was the ideal wife; and Kate Moss topped the ‘get a bit fatter’ vote (Charlotte Church won ‘see get thinner’).