Iain Dale: “Um…I…er…it depends on the context.” The stinking hypocrisy of the new LibDem MP over Turkey.

Plus: Trump’s tactics, Labour’s splits, and LibDem divisions.

“He can lead a protest – I’m leading a country” – May versus Corbyn at PMQs

“Would he have been able to protect British citizens from the impact of the Executive Order? No.”

WATCH: May tells the Commons she will present her Brexit aims in a White Paper

The Prime Minister recognises that there is a desire in the House to scrutinise her plan.

Andrew Gimson’s Commons sketch: May promises a White Paper and Corbyn should run up the white flag

We never thought we would write the words “Bring back Ed Miliband”.

Andrew Gimson’s PMQs sketch: Lady Bracknell commands the House

But Corbyn at least managed to start better than he would have done a year ago.

WATCH: May and Corbyn do battle over the NHS

The Prime Minister acknowledge “a small number” of “unacceptable” incidents, but pointed to record pressures on the service.

Andrew Gimson’s PMQs sketch: May has become the Miss Prism of British politics

The Prime Minister’s idea of professionalism is to be resolutely unsensational.

Andrew Gimson’s PMQs sketch: May acclaims Johnson as a Fine Foreign Secretary

And it’s time for Lucas to take over from Corbyn as Leader of the Opposition.

Andrew Gimson’s PMQs sketch: Thornberry tries to embrace Lidington

But Lidington indicates that the British people have spoken out against such an improper, europhile liaison.

Andrew Gimson’s PMQs sketch: Lucas would make a better Leader of the Opposition

Corbyn is wrecking PMQs.

Andrew Gimson’s PMQs sketch: Corbyn channels his inner Pooter and is worried about Brexit…

…and May channels her inner Mae West.

WATCH: May defends her top team from Corbyn’s PMQs attack

“We’ve got a leader of the Opposition who is incapable of leading.”

Andrew Gimson’s PMQs sketch: May speaks up for the respectable, poppy-wearing classes

The Prime Minister cut Corbyn off from decent, working-class Labour voters.

Andrew Gimson’s PMQs sketch: Corbyn is outshone by a Welsh nationalist

An apology is in order to car park attendants. They could think up better questions than the Labour leader.

WATCH: Nandy presses May over the problems in the child abuse inquiry

The Prime Minister conceded “there were stories around” but said she could not “intervene on the basis of suspicion, rumour or hearsay”.