From Reggie to Rory Sahib: Greetings on your Grand Tour. Here, Boris and J.Hunt esquire are showering punters with taxpayers’ cash

There are all these ghastly photos of them hugging passers by and avoiding difficult questions.

From Reggie to Rory Sahib: Here at Westminster, you can smell the fear and ambition

Of course, many of the sacked ministers – Fallon, Mitchell, Shapps and a dozen others are hoping for preferment under a Boris administration.

In which J.Alfred Prufrock MP is spoken to by Gavin Williamson

Our hero is lobbied by the teams of four of the candidates – and by the fifth in person…

From Reggie to Rory Sahib: My whip said the office is neutral for this leadership contest. Tell that to the marines.

Our elder statesman returns for the election – and writes that “the poor devil who wins will then face the same dead end as old Mrs May”.

Iain Dale: Self-indulgent Remain Ministers, self-deluded ERG MPs

Plus: My exclusive insight into that May Corbyn summit. Why does the BBC indulge Brok? And: Cooper trooper – not so super.

“Johnson is Aslan.” Discuss.

It’s always the Implementation Period, but never Christmas.

A letter to Graham Brady from J.Alfred Prufrock MP

Which may or may not cast light on why the Chairman of the 1922 Committee must make enquiries about correspondence in his possession.

Garvan Walshe: Leaked Transcript of May’s meeting with Trump

“I had one of your guys in here the other day. Amazing guy. Brilliant guy. Gove. Gorgeous Gove. Wrote a tremendous article – a stupendous article – about me.”

Andrew Kennedy: What Denis Thatcher said about my car. And other things that shouldn’t happen to an agent.

Alternative Bank Holiday fare to more on Corbyn and Momentum.

Cabinet catches Farage moustache craze. Shocking new pictures.

Hammond’s leads by a whisker.

Cameron’s resignation list. Our quick quiz answers.

Which former aide turned down a peerage? See text (and picture left).

Who is the only pro-Leave Minster to gain an honour in Cameron’s list? Take ConHome’s quick quiz.

Answers to be published this afternoon.

Reggie to Dessie: My pitch for leader – my great-uncle was a bus driver. He drove one to help break the General Strike in 1926.

Plus: Boris’s multiple problems. The Chancellor’s dodgy figures. Euro referendum recriminations everywhere. And: SNP MPs in white Y-front shreddies.

Ted Yarbrough: When the United States exchanged its independence for membership of the Americas Union…

How fortunate Britain is to have a Prime Minister who – like any American President imaginable – never voices a view on other counties’ internal affairs.

From Reggie to Dessie: Davis goes on tour – “like Gladstone, but without the sense of humour”

Plus: Boris wrecks the Black and White Ball. Colonel Simpson meets the Romanovs. Soames contra mundum. And: swimming lessons with Penny Mordaunt.