By Paul Goodman
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Danny Boyle claims that Maria Miller has failed to meet artistic directors, and is extremely angry about it.
He is quoted in the Guardian (where else?) as saying: "Not one of those [artistic directors]has been even
approached by this woman," he said. "That is outrageous. This is
cultural life of our country. She is the minister of f*****g culture. I
mean, come on."
I can't help admiring Mr Boyle's imaginative yoking-together of one of the English language's high words, culture, with one of its lowest, f*****g. The traditional tribute must be paid after such an occasion.
Namely, the vowels in his name – and any in words that he speaks – will be asterisked out by this website in our time-honoured manner.