Listen out for the murmur of disbelief from the Question Time audience.
“Working people in this country have paid enough tax.”
“We would insist that a stability budget would be introduced within fifty days to make sure that we balance the books… in a fair way.”
It was Boris versus Miliband on the Marr Show this morning.
He later insisted he remained an Aston Villa supporter.
It’s quite catchy.
“English votes for English laws is about making our United Kingdom stronger.”
The ConHome columnist and Treasury minister clash over the party’s promise of an extra £8bn for the NHS.
How long will the laughter last?
“The true party of working people in Britain today is the Conservative Party.”
It may be a dirty word in Brussels, but in reality it’s a virtue.
The former leader takes up the Lib Dems’ new ‘Blukip’ bogeyman of a Conservative/UKIP/DUP pact that would leave the country “immersed in cuts”.
“The Welsh nationalists, the Greens, and the Scottish National Party are willing to support Labour – at a price, and I think there is no doubt what that price will be.”
Nicola Sturgeon launches a document designed to open the route to sharing power with Labour – for a price.
The Deputy First Minister believes the Fixed Term Parliaments Act would boost the separatists’ power.