The Speaker must rein in self-indulgent MPs who no longer try to express themselves with the greatest possible concision and force.
He is an admirably English candidate, a sensitive and prudent man who can be relied on to behave like an officer and a gentleman.
Johnson’s first biographer confesses to feelings of bemusement, even incredulity, at the recent turn of events.
In a low blow, the Scottish Nationalists pretend to back Hunt.
Hunt’s people insist he can surprise Johnson.
Jokes continue to be told, but it would be wrong to suggest the contest has been fought in a spirit of unwearying amity.
But a schoolboy was delighted to meet Theresa May.
Stewart versus Johnson is, like Gladstone versus Disraeli, a clash of opposites, and a wonderful sight for racegoers.
The candidate demonstrates his strong appeal to floating voters, sees some disgracefully filthy toilets, and witnesses the aftermath of a murder.
But no fun at all for May and Hammond.
Davidson introduced the Home Secretary, who does not yet shine as brightly as his talents should enable him to do.
He is doing well because managerialism and bureaucratic language are not enough.
He reproached the advocates of no deal for telling a fairy tale.
Leadsom threw such caution to the winds and promised Britain will leave the EU on 31st October.
The Environment Secretary reminded everyone that he is the most aggressive debater in the race.