Also: leader of backbench unionist caucus quits government over Northern Irish sex education changes; Orkney floats idea of joining Norway.
Dowden and Rayner traded flouts and jeers, and nobody supposed this was a day when any serious work would be done.
The Deputy Prime Minister, who has prepared Tory leaders since Howard for PMQs, at last stepped into the limelight himself.
Also: Brokenshire announces progress in Ulster devolution talks; Plaid Cymru break off compact with Labour; and Northern Irish Speaker accused of paramilitary links.
Mhairi Black is a separatist, and knows what she’s doing when she tries to shame our living links to this country’s past.