By Paul GoodmanFollow Paul on Twitter. By the waters of Leynarvatn, J.Alfred Prufrock – MP for Grummidge West, real ale enthusiast, Faroe Islands devotee, Wolves fan and cycle lane maniac – sat down and wept. Or would have done, were his expectations of life greater and his experience of Parliament less. The last streaks of […]
By Paul GoodmanFollow Paul on Twitter. The witching hour was gone; the iron tongue of Big Ben had tolled twelve, and only the mice were stirring in Room 101, Portcullis House. Apart, that is, from its occupant – J.Alfred Prufrock, MP for Grummidge West, who was finishing off his pre-Christmas constituency correspondence. Through thick lids […]
By Paul GoodmanFollow Paul on Twitter J.Alfred Prufrock MP (Grummidge West) opened the next e-mail in his inbox. It read as follows: "Hey Prufrock, you old f**kbag! What are you up to while reading this, eh? Fiddling your expenses or knocking back champagne in some subsidised bar, I suppose. Well, listen to me, b*****d. What […]
By Paul GoodmanFollow Paul on Twitter "You see, Albert," said Stephen Crabb, Whip to J.Alfred Prufrock, MP for the marginal West Midlands seat of Grummidge West, ""we have to ask ourselves: how can we best help the Prime Minister? And let's face it, the best way we can do so is by voting for Second […]
By Paul GoodmanFollow Paul on Twitter This Wednesday's 1922 elections will be a multi-dimensional contest: left v right, younger MPs v older ones, critics v loyalists, Golden Dawn v Pink Sunset (plus some independents, just to complete the confusion). A slate organised by the 301 group, as Tim has previously reported, will run against a […]